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The Universe is Hostile - Tee
The Universe is Hostile - Tee
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The Universe is Hostile
Some plants aren’t here to coexist. Toxicodendron radicans (poison ivy) is nature’s middle finger at humanity. Most animals don’t react—it’s just us and guinea pigs. Feels deliberate, right?
We’re too comfortable, and this is your reminder that nature bites back. Slather on some cream for that rash and appreciate the hostility.
Cotton plants may have evolved to keep it light and fluffy, but this shirt packs some weight. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed with double-needle stitched collar, sleeves, and hem, it’s as sturdy as cotton gets—relaxed fit, but no blowing away in the breeze here.
Some plants aren’t here to coexist. Toxicodendron radicans (poison ivy) is nature’s middle finger at humanity. Most animals don’t react—it’s just us and guinea pigs. Feels deliberate, right?
We’re too comfortable, and this is your reminder that nature bites back. Slather on some cream for that rash and appreciate the hostility.
Cotton plants may have evolved to keep it light and fluffy, but this shirt packs some weight. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed with double-needle stitched collar, sleeves, and hem, it’s as sturdy as cotton gets—relaxed fit, but no blowing away in the breeze here.
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